Things To Tell Jess.

So I was on the train home from a day in the city, and because I'm a boring person, I got bored and wrote this list of stuff to tell my bro, Jess. A lot of these won't make too much sense to you ZAAMSTERS but I'm sure it will to Jess.

    Things To Tell Jess

1. Seamus hat, not Lupin. I don't know why I said Lupin hat, but I did and I didn't mean it.
2. Your brother could be a J-ski as well (OMG DOUBLE J-SKI - WHAT DOES THIS MEEAN?!) speaking of which,
3. I had a dream that me & your brother (your brother and me? Your brother and I?) had this CRAZY handshake/high-five and you were like "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
4. Can Jason sing? Yeah, I'm going to call him Jason since I shouldn't really know his real name.
5. I'm on the train home and there's this INCREDIBLY good-looking sex god sitting across from me. Alex Turner hair. OMG he's so gorgeous. Seriously, Jess, if I could draw, I would totally draw this guy for you right now. But I can't. There's also something very Aaron Johnsony about him. And Darren Criss. ZOMG if Alex Turner, Aaron Johnson and Darren Criss had a baby...
6. *tries/fails to draw*
7. I also had this other dream about this supersupersupersupersupersuper- he got off the train -supersupersupersuper (etc.) camera and it was like... I'd like to say "the camera of my dreams" but I find it hard to believe anyone could ever dream up a camera this awesome. But I did! I'll explain later.
8. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
9. Voldemark at the end of I Love Brains
10. Also, do you remember last year when I sent you that video and you couldn't be arsed watching it?
11. I think you should listen to KickThePJ. He's funny and awesome and cool.
12. "Matt Smith's cool cos he wore a dress"



13. Okay, the last one's not legit, but still...
14. We need Obama badges
15. For anyone else reading this, Darren Criss was ours before Glee took him.
16. The bromance isn't dead until there are no more lists of Things To Tell Jess.