Fiji

I just got back from Fiji! Um. I don't really know where to start... So I'll start with what I thought was the most interesting part of the trip...

If you can't see that, it's a pack of UFOs; Unusually Flavoured Objects (basically Burger Rings shaped like UFOs). Pretty cool.

Um. This wasn't really the best idea, blogging about my trip; I was expecting to fill it with tonnes of pics but I only just realised I only took about three relevant pictures. This being one of them:

Geddit? It's like Sprite, but... it's not!

So anyway, the other pic I took (actually, I took a lot of other pics but they were all of rainbows and ponies) was this (and I didn't even take this one, my sister did):

We went on this stupid cruise thing (NEVER AGAIN) to this island where a drunk English tourist tried to put his empty cans in my bag and this old Fijian guy was painting faces. All I wanted was to look like this:

Well... I asked for the moustache but that's it. SO ANYWAY. Worst part was the timezone differences. I mean, it wasn't that bad, Fiji's only two hours ahead of Sydney. The thing is, I had to re-live those two hours when I got back. So really, what I'd done was travelled back in time two hours. To another country.

Overall, Fiji isn't really my kind of scene. I mean, it's pretty and everyone's really lovely and it's all chill and everything but... I like it better here. I dunno.

Oh also, some advice, if you go, make sure to cover up. Mum told me that if you wear short skirts, villagers will expect you to have lots of kids back home. And y'know, for respect and stuff.

S'all.

Out.

Sorry this blog was such a fail.